A tale of two Muslims

Being divorced myself, I understand Mr. al-Masri's motives perfectly. You can’t live with the ex-wife and you can’t kill her, so you go to work clearing minefields. It makes absolute perfect sense. The United States of America is now doing contract murder for the British. September 11, 2001 came, and we all know and remember that horror. A fair segment of the Muslim world saw that day completely different from the rest of the “civilized” world. Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri was no different than a lot of Muslim people. He gave some speeches and expressed a differing view, and there is strike three.

June 4, 2004 by Don Nash, Unknown News Part 1: The Queen wears army boots The United Kingdom has a long list of people that it considers persona non grata. Most of this list is comprised of Irish and Northern Irish ‘gits’ that have given the proper British a severe case of the stiffened upper lip. Currently, this list has as its top billing, one Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri. He's a Muslim cleric that speaks his mind, and therefore pisses off whole groups of people. He especially pisses off the British government. They don’t like Mr. al-Masri, and they have been trying to deport the man for some time. But al-Masri is a British citizen, so the matter of his deportation is a legal complication. For the government to do the necessary stripping of the citizenship, proof is required, and it must pass the scrutiny of a judge. In 1999, the government of Yemen tried to have Mr. al-Masri extradited back to Yemen, and the government of Yemen got absolutely nowhere. There is still an arrest warrant and request for extradition, made by the Yemeni’s, and that still goes nowhere. In 1981 Mr. al-Masri got married to a fine English girl, and that sealed his request for citizenship. Strike one. Considering how marriages work and progress over time, five years passed and Mr. al-Masri grew more radical, according to the now ex-Mrs. al-Masri. Imagine that! Five years together and he grows into a Muslim firebrand. She got the house and car, and after their divorce, he went to work as a bouncer and she went, not to work. Divorce has a way of unsettling even the most steady of minds. I can testify from experience on that little matter. Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri eventually made his way to Afghanistan and became involved with the Mujahideen. Being divorced and having much time on one’s hands, what is one going to do? Mr. al-Masri went to work clearing minefields in Afghanistan. There are many people in the world that couldn’t possibly understand the logic behind a move such as that. Being divorced myself, I understand his motives perfectly. You can’t live with the ex-wife and you can’t kill her, so you go to work clearing minefields. It makes absolute perfect sense. Additionally, this is strike two. September 11, 2001 came, and we all know and remember that horror. A fair segment of the Muslim world saw that day completely different from the rest of the “civilized” world. Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri was no different than a lot of Muslim people. He gave some speeches and expressed a differing view, and there is strike three. Mr. al-Masri criticized the British government and the United States and now, Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri is given a death sentence. The British do not do the death sentence. No, that is uncivilized and unsporting and so very un-British. It is also not cricket. And that is why Britain keeps the United States of America around. Britain does not honor extradition requests from just about every nation on the planet. But, with Tony Blair and George Bush being so chummy and really close pals and hand in hand in the war on terrorism, the United States is going to extradite Sheikh Abu Hamza al-Masri from Britain and the British government is all for that and please, put the bastard to death. America's Most High Inquisitor John ‘ole torqi’ Ashcroft is up to the task and will try the case himself in the Federal District Court for Lower Manhattan. By common sense, the United States of America has absolutely no jurisdiction in the al-Masri affair whatsoever, but that means nothing. Ashcroft is salivating like Pavlov’s jurisprudential dog, and being the upstanding and righteous Christian man that he is, he is giving solid guarantees to the British that the job is fait accompli. Sheikh, my friend, you are a dead man. Ashcroft says so and ‘ole torqi’ never gives bad advice. The United States of America is now doing contract murder for the British. The Brits haven’t the balls to deal with a mess of their own making, so they are giving it to the U.S., and considering the “trailer trash mentality” of the Bush administration, the world shouldn’t be surprised. Not at all. ARTICLE CONTINUES Abu Musab al-Zarqawi aka Ahmed al-Kalaylah Part 2: They call the wind ... ... al-Zarqawi Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is a Jordanian-born Bedouin of the tribe of Beni Hassan. The current reward posted for his head is at ten million dollars in U.S. currency, payable on delivery of the aforementioned head. All research is fruitless on where exactly, one is supposed to deliver Zarqawi’s head if it is ever removed from the body. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is wanted by Jordan, Yemen, Germany, Spain, Turkey, Algeria, Morocco, and the U.S., and possibly by Israel, Canada, China, Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, and the loose confederation of the Fiji Islands. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the most elusive of all the Islamic terrorists. He has been killed and reported killed at least twice. He lost one of his legs in Afghanistan in late 2001 or early 2002, following an attack by the U.S. on a training camp in western Afghanistan. He then ... disappeared. Some say he hopped to Iraq. He may have possibly needed some medical attention for his missing leg, but all speculation is just that, speculation. Whether he actually went to Iraq is speculation. Whether Mr. al-Zarqawi is alive or dead is speculation. His whereabouts are speculation. Mr. al-Zarqawi is reported to have an association with Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda, that is also speculation and conjecture. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is allegedly responsible for suicide bombings in Iraq, the beheading of Nick Berg at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq, plotting against the King of Jordan, the bombing of the train station in Spain, authoring the “letter” that states he and al-Qaeda are in cahoots, defeating the Soviets and driving them out of Afghanistan, creating a ‘militant cell’ in Germany, bombings in Casablanca and Istanbul, the murder of Shia cleric Ayatollah al-Hakim, the Yankees losing to Arizona in the World Series, and John Ashcroft’s case of gall bladder pancreatitis. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the single busiest one-legged terrorist in the history of our world. The Israeli Mossad denies that al-Zarqawi is the author of the Iraq “letter”. The Mossad denies the existence of the letter, period. The Israeli Mossad denies that the U.S. has any intelligence that is worthwhile, on al-Zarqawi. The Israeli Mossad denies that the U.S. has any intelligence at all. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is a convenience for the government of the United States of America. Mr. al-Zarqawi receives the blame for any and every bad event that happens in Iraq, and every failure of the Bush administration in their insane war on Iraq and terrorism. His actions, present whereabouts, dealings, philosophies, religious beliefs, shoe size, shirt size, and preference for Ball Park Franks is speculation. It has always been speculation and convenience. When the truth is too touchy a subject to dole out to the American people, use Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. When death is a too touchy a subject to dole out to the American people, use Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. When failure by the Bush administration is too touchy a subject to dole out to the American people, use Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. For the Bush administration, fiction is a reasonable facsimile for reality and, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the convenient one-legged bone to throw to the American people. © 2004, by the author. 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Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the single busiest one-legged terrorist in the history of our world. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is wanted by Jordan, Yemen, Germany, Spain, Turkey, Algeria, Morocco, and the U.S., and possibly by Israel, Canada, China, Argentina, Brazil, Mexico, and the loose confederation of the Fiji Islands. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is the most elusive of all the Islamic terrorists. He has been killed and reported killed at least twice. He lost one of his legs in Afghanistan in late 2001 or early 2002, following an attack by the U.S. on a training camp in western Afghanistan. He then ... disappeared.