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It’s not funny!

by Don Nash, Unknown News
June 8, 2004

I had intended to write a hilariously funny piece about George Bush and his antics as President of the United States of America ... but I couldn’t.

I went back and reviewed all of the articles, news stories, commentaries on the subject and instead of laughter it provoked an imminent sense of dread.
I have maintained an extensive file on Bush and the esteemed members of his administration, since he was first installed as King by Justice Antonin Scalia and his cohorts in judicial comedy. That the Supreme Court circumvented our Constitution by installing Bush, should have been everyone’s first clue.

It has been Bush’s practice to govern by Executive Order. Occasionally, he ropes Congress into rubber stamping some ridiculous legislation that is so technically oblique, as to be undecipherable. With Congress being held in the Republican camp with a bare majority, passage of almost any fool and harebrained idea is assured. I would present to the reader, the USA PATRIOT Act* and the Medicare bill to illustrate my point about ‘technically oblique’. Both pieces of legislation are for the most part, complete legal mud. Can’t see through it, can’t understand it.

The Bush administration is adept at governing by fear. Examples would include 9/11/01, Homeland Security, and the ever changing ‘security threat level’ index. Bush’s pals in the corporate media world, pounded the visual scenes of the destruction of the WTC into our collective minds and that could only be compared to A Clockwork Orange.

Over and over in a relentless barrage of carnage and commentary that drilled the dreaded al-Qaeda connection into the very soul of every American. Fear the al-Qaeda, fear the terrorist Islamic extremist, look at what al-Qaeda has wrought on America, and without one shred of proof -- none, nada, zero, and still none. Well, what about the intelligence? And that would be the very same intelligence that brought us the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Iraq. This is one of the great questions that faces all of humanity, today. Bush’s plans for Iraq started long before 9/11/01, and that is public record. If the secret panel that was chaired by de facto Dick Cheney, on energy and energy strategy for the new American century is ever brought to light, Bush’s plans for Iraq might make some terrifying sense.

9/11/01 became the convenient excuse to occupy Afghanistan and Iraq, test drive some great new military toys, test drive the PATRIOT Act, and detain a huge number of “enemy combatants” for the torture experiment.

It’s just not funny. That Iran becomes the cream filling in the Afghanistan/Iraq cookie, seems to be, not a coincidence.

The outbreak of the Iraq war was a visual delight that made the Fourth of July look like a piker picnic. Shock and awe or blitzkrieg, and why split hairs over definitions? Iraq as a 45-minute imminent threat hardly holds any water when there are no weapons of mass destruction. No nuclear weapons either, although Joseph Wilson’s wife falls into the weapons category, and she was certainly used to weapon Mr. Wilson.

It’s not funny. The United States of America used weapons that had been treated with uranium, cluster bombs, napalm, kidnapping of innocent Iraqi women, midnight ‘dope raids’ on Iraqi civilians, and I haven’t even gotten to the torture stuff at Abu Ghraib prison and several other prisons in Iraq and Afghanistan and Cuba. Fallujah and the U.S. Marines, Saddam Hussein in Kurdish captivity that is theatrically produced to make the U.S. Army look like the “good guys”, and the list goes on and on.

No, it just not funny.

Bush lied to America. Cheney lied to America. Rice, Powell, Rumsfeld, and all of their underlings lied to America. So did the Department of Agriculture, the Department of the Interior, the Department of Education, the Environmental Protection Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Department of Justice -- and this stuff isn’t just little ‘white lies’. We are talking high crimes and misdemeanors. Impeachment-grade lying. Lying to Congress, to the United Nations, and to the world. It’s not funny.

George Bush wants to be "re"elected as President of the United States of America. It’s just not funny. It is downright dangerous -- to America and to the world.

Bush is responsible for the murder of thousands of Iraqi civilians, the depletion of the Treasury of the U.S., and the current instability around our world. Any way you might care to slice it, it is just not funny.

*The USA PATRIOT Act: Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001.


© 2004, by the author.


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