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Dick Cheney, one small and evil man


America has a long and proud history of rejecting the “because I said so” premise ... of questioning authority.

America was founded on ideals like these.

King George III got his butt handed back to him for being dictatorial to Americans.




What leads you to believe that you won’t get your butt handed back to you?

Getting your butt handed back to you, Dick, is the least of your worries.

An impeachment trial and a trip to the Hague are in your cards.









































Jeez Dick, your cavalier sacrifice of honorable young Americans stands as stark testament to your complete lack of human compassion.

How about you tell America what really transpired in your infamous secret energy policy committee.

Who was giving advice ... and what advice did they offer?

Your desire to wage war on Iraq is public record, so it’s easy to suspect that your energy policy committee was a secret war plans committee.

This is America, and we the people have every right to know exactly, what in the hell is going on.


by Don Nash,
Unknown News

July 1, 2004

Jeez Dick, your contempt and disdain for America shines on your face like a Las Vegas neon sign at night under a new moon. Your disregard for our laws and Constitution, our open and public form of government, our American allegiance to freedom and liberty, is the evil glow of your secretive demeanor.

You seem to prefer the clandestine collaborations of seditious men that mean America no good. You ladle vicious assault on a compliant American press, all the while using their misplaced loyalties as the manipulative means for waging illegal war. You profess a disassociation from your former employer, yet you still collect their paychecks. You insured this continuing benefit by using your position as Vice President to grease the wheels of military procurement and guarantee that Halliburton was the sole recipient of “no-bid” government contracts. On a growing list of crimes that are a clear violation of your oath of office, we’ll add graft. That is what they call your services for Halliburton, while in elected public office. Yet you scream “foul” and “fuck off” to a U.S. Senator for calling you on your criminal behavior.

Jeez Dick, you arrogantly smirk at America while taking Antonin Scalia on a duck hunting trip at public expense ... and America is to believe you are not peddling influence? That the draconian Scalia would not recuse himself from Supreme Court deliberations concerning you is no surprise at all. You wheel and deal influence and manipulate our government process, and that makes you proud.

Jeez Dick, your cavalier sacrifice of honorable young Americans stands as stark testament to your complete lack of human compassion. How about you tell America what really transpired in your infamous secret energy policy committee. Who was giving advice ... and what advice did they offer? Your desire to wage war on Iraq is public record, so it’s easy to suspect that your energy policy committee was a secret war plans committee. This is America, and we the people have every right to know exactly, what in the hell is going on.

Jeez Dick, America has a long and proud history of rejecting the “because I said so” premise. America has a long and proud history of questioning authority. America was founded on ideals like these. King George III got his butt handed back to him for being dictatorial to Americans. What leads you to believe that you won’t get your butt handed back to you? Getting your butt handed back to you, Dick, is the least of your worries. An impeachment trial and a trip to the Hague are in your cards.

Jeez Dick, do you really think that you can sidestep the accountability process? It’s a Biblical concept called, “you shall reap that which you sow.” Or in the everyday vernacular, it’s karma. You have some seriously heavy karma headed your direction, so let’s get Biblical one more time. “The blood of the innocents drips from your hands, the slain cry out for vengeance... how long oh Lord, must we wait?”

Jeez Dick, your time may be just about up.

Your arrogance, Dick, is convoluted ignorance. Secrecy can mask an intellectual deficiency, but real actions speak volumes about mental abilities. In other words, dumb-ass, you can prattle on about Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda, Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein and nuclear weapons and the 45-minute threat to America, but the more that you chant these ridiculous mysteries, the more it is proven that you don’t know what you are talking about. You can chant these mantras all that you like; it will never make these lies, truth. Besides, it was a while ago that you really started to seem like your grasp on reality was a bit tenuous.

Jeez Dick, maybe that’s the reason your hostility seems so hostile. No one believes you. That could explain some things. Had you not been so secretive, had you not been so exclusionary, had you not been so arrogant without cause, maybe (and I must stress maybe) you might have a slight chance of redemption with the American people. But then, being the insufferable little prick that you are, this is just a supposition.

With my sincerest thanks to you, the gloves are off in regards to any and all proper civility. Polite speech must give way to the harsh and severe tones of a street fight. You are in a fight to save your very political life, and I understand that. You should do the honorable thing and do America a favor and resign your office, but you are too large a coward to do anything so noble.

Jeez Dick, you just look silly. You, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Feith, Perle, and all of the other lesser luminary neo-cons appear like an insane and dangerous clown posse. You ride roughshod over American democracy and our Constitutional form of government. You have skillfully manipulated the gullible and naive George Bush, using his hold on religious delusion as a trump card in a game of ‘let’s play suicidal geo-politics’. You artfully circumvented the State Department, you masterfully maneuvered the generals of our military that were wizened to your chicanery into retirement, and now your house of deception is falling down around you. So, your pissy attitude is understandable.

It is not however, forgivable. Were this a fictional scenario, you would have been placed before a tribunal by now, for justice’s verdict. This is the real world, though, and these things take time. I look forward to your adventures with a Senate trial and then on to the Hague, where you will face life in prison. Jeez Dick, you earned it.

Jeez Dick, how much money is enough for you? How much of the hard-earned wages of the American taxpayer do you think is necessary to line the pockets of you and your friends? How much grief do you intend to inflict on the mothers of America’s soldiers? These mothers and their children, our soldiers, thought the sacrifice was for America and for freedom. All the while they had no idea that the sacrifice was for you, and not America.

You duped these poor souls into a war that is without merit. I do believe that by any legal definition, that is murder.

Jeez Dick, was it worth it?


© 2004, by the author.


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Secrecy can mask an intellectual deficiency, but real actions speak volumes about mental abilities.

In other words, dumb-ass, you can prattle on about Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda, Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein and nuclear weapons and the 45-minute threat to America, but the more that you chant these ridiculous mysteries, the more it is proven that you don’t know what you are talking about.

You can chant these mantras all that you like; it will never make these lies, truth.

Besides, it was a while ago that you really started to seem like your grasp on reality was a bit tenuous.









































Jeez Dick, how much money is enough for you?

How much of the hard-earned wages of the American taxpayer do you think is necessary to line the pockets of you and your friends?

How much grief do you intend to inflict on the mothers of America’s soldiers?




These mothers and their children, our soldiers, thought the sacrifice was for America and for freedom.

All the while they had no idea that the sacrifice was for you, and not America.



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