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Get ready to vote again, suckers!

by Leon Fisher, Unknown News

Aug. 13, 2004

Okay zombies, get ready to vote again!

But first, sit down and feast on a delicious propaganda burger with a side order of lies followed by a fresh disinformation salad and a tall glass of Kool-Aid.

Now you're ready to vote for the corporate approved candidate of your choice.

For your convenience, the new Diebold voting machines are now at your disposal. Vote for candidate A and you might get candidate B, or visa versa depending, on how it's programmed.

It's the old switch-a-roo, but who cares? You will never know who stole the election this time -- that's the beauty of the new voting system.

Don't worry, whoever is elected, whether Democrat or Republican, he will be uniquely qualified to sell out your interests to the highest bidder while paying 'freedom' the lip service you assholes really deserve.

As usual, nothing of any good will come after this election. In fact, the war will continue, the economy will most likely worsen, the standard of living for working people will fall further, and higher taxes are a sure bet.

But don't worry, zombies -- there will be another election in four years, and another after that, and another after that.

Don't forget to vote, suckers!


© 2004, by the author.



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Don't worry, whoever is elected, whether Democrat or Republican, he will be uniquely qualified to sell out your interests to the highest bidder while paying 'freedom' the lip service you assholes really deserve.



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