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Books (pre-read)  |  Genuine junk  |  Refreshing beverage  |  Tunafish sandwich  |

 
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A book (Pick any title from the list below)
$6, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
Three books (Choose any three from the list below)
$15, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
After clicking the button or sending your check, please send us an email (unknownnews at myway.com) and tell us which book(s) you want.

All books are "pre-read," occasionally scuffed but completely readable. If you have questions about the condition of a particular book, just drop us a note (unknownnews at myway.com) and we'll provide complete details.

Basic Fun: Computer Games, Puzzles, and Problems Children Can Write
by Susan Drake Lipscomb and Margaret Ann Zuanich
176 pages, softcover, 1982, so-so condition.
"This easy-to-follow guide can serve as an introduction to any computer which uses the BASIC programming language"       --cover blurb

The Camera Never Blinks
by Dan Rather with Mickey Herskowitz
362 pages, softcover, 1977, OK condition.
Dan Rather needed a ghost writer to write his autobiography.       --H&HH

Christian Boy's Problems
by Bertrand Williams
78 pages, hardcover, 1943, OK condition.
"I pledge upon my honor that I shall treat my body as God's temple ... "       --from Chapter 1

It's Happening: A Portrait of the Youth Scene Today
by J.L. Simmons and Barry Winograd
174 pages, softcover, 1966, so-so condition.
"LSD and marijuana, Bob Dylan and the Stones, a freer kind of sex, anti-Vietnam sentiments, and the proliferation of protest, are shown as only symptoms of deeper-running shifts in the American ethos."       --cover blurb

Prayers to Pray Wherever You Are
by Jeanette Struchen
64 pages, hardcover, 1969, OK condition.
"The author has made a hobby of writing prayers about daily life."       --Foundation for Christian Living

Rambo 3
by David Morrell, based on a screenplay by Sylvester Stallone and Sheldon Lettich
244 pages, softcover, 1988, OK condition.
"John Rambo. The most dangerous man alive. His country has called him once again ... "       --cover blurb

The Unfolding Drama of The Bible
by Bernhard W. Anderson
124 pages, softcover, 1957, OK condition.
"Where we fit in God's plans ... eight studies introducing the Bible as a whole."       --cover blurb

Women in Baptist Life
by Leon McBeth
190 pages, hardcover, 1979, OK condition.
"Should women take leadership roles in the church? Are they to do God's work alongside men or subordinate to them?"       --cover flap


Helen and Harry's genuine junk
$25, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
A bigger pile of genuine junk for $40, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
We're not particularly neat people, but with your encouragement we'll tidy up the apartment and send a piece of our clutter to you. The price includes postage (within USA). The only catch is, we won't tell you what junk you're getting -- it's a surprise!

It might be a broom that no longer sweeps clean, a Christian-themed gift we received from a Christian-themed relative, or a T-shirt too stained to wear in public. We can't guarantee it'll be what you expect or what you want, and we can't guarantee you'll like it, but we guarantee it'll work (if it's electronic or mechanical) and we guarantee it's junk to us.


Would you like a refreshing beverage?
$7.50, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
As David Letterman says, there isn't a man, women or child who doesn't enjoy a refreshing beverage. Well, we'll mail you a refreshing beverage mix (just add water, and/or other fluids) for a mere five dollars. We'll choose the mix you receive -- it might be coffee, might be tea, might be powdered milk, might be something else, but whatever it is, it will still be sealed in its original factory-fresh container, and it will cost us a lot less than $5. Your thirst will be quenched, and your fivespot will be appreciated!


Helen will make a tunafish sandwich for you
$5, postpaid within USA (add'l fee for int'l shipping, sorry)
My husband Harry says I make a 'mean' tunafish sandwich. The secret is using just a few crumbs of cheap generic tunafish and a thin layer of imitation Miracle Whip, plus your choice of either yellow mustard or store-brand thousand island, on the cheapest not-so-fresh white bread we could find last weekend.

If you'd like a delicious tunafish sandwich, we suggest you make one yourself or visit a deli. If you'd like a lousy and probably squished-in-transit tunafish sandwich, made by me and delivered by the US Postal Disservice, I'll make one for ya, stick it in a plastic baggie, and mail it for just $5. Price includes postage (within USA) and lots of handling! Disclaimer: Allow 7-10 days for delivery. Sandwich is borderline edible when I make it, but probably not be edible upon arrival. [For entertainment purposes only.]


International shipping:

Tragically, heavy items cost more to mail, especially internationally. So on international orders we figure out what the postage will cost, and ask the customer to pay that extra expense. Sorry.



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